tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:57035As Seen In:Fic/Art Exchange!Hamster doin' his best in this big world2009-06-13T15:50:46Ztag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:57035:4698Naptime did not solve my problems2009-06-13T15:50:46Z2009-06-13T15:50:46Zpublic4kay I got sick of hiding in my closet and I'm pretty hungry, so I decided to go into town for sushi.<br /><br />Had some fun figuring out how to rev up the tractor and took it out with my baseball bat in hand. I really hope these are actually zombies and not, say, drug addicts or leprosy victims because a lot are going under my tractor and the rest are getting baseball batted.<br /><br />Well, were. I'm on the highway now and updating from my phone. I outpaced them, except for all the weird squishy gophers which suck at dodging wheels now as they did when they were alive. Crunch crunch crunch. <br /><br />I should take pictures of this blue sky! <br /><br />Wish tractor had a radio.<br /><br />If the sushi place is closed I will be Miffed.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=crantz&ditemid=4698" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> commentstag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:57035:4415naptime will solve all my problems2009-06-13T08:16:30Z2009-06-13T08:16:30Zpublic0So, it is my wont to stay up late these nights, often until six pm. Six pm which is thirty hours after I woke up. Anyway, what I'm getting at is I see some awesome things staying up like this and a lot isn't hallucinations. I've seen beautiful sunrises, unusual birds, and the sort of stars you only see when you live out in the country.<br /><br />So I heard some rustling tonight and I'm like 'oh blast, a cat snuck out' and I turn on the outside lights to see where I have to perform a ninja mission on a cat to get it back inside.<br /><br />*click* go the lights.<br /><br />My yard looks like it's full of scarecrows. <br /><br />"Goddamnit," I think. My brother's stupid friends are pulling another prank. <br /><br />That's when they all start moving towards the light.<br /><br />I've turned off the lights and I'm reviewing what I have in my garage since they're between me and the shed. It looks like all I have is my tractor and a crappy baseball bat.<br /><br />I'm going to go hide in my closet until morning and hope they're gone by then. BBL.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=crantz&ditemid=4415" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments