narnia
( Jan. 14th, 2012 05:48 pm)


I have to write 30k words by March. Shit just got real.

Not present: My post-it notes for what happens where on the maps I drew, because I RAN OUT. I called my mom and went 'emergeeeeencyyyy' because I am ten and didn't want to get out of my pjs.

I try not to think too hard about why that remains an effective course of action.
For Yuletide, my friend Snacky wrote Little Women: IN SPAAAACE (that's what I like to call it, but it was actually a serious fic and it was quite nice! I heartily recommend it) and to help her, I started rereading Little Women which I haven't done since I was a tiny hamster determined to read the biggest book in the kid's section.

I didn't finish it in time, but I did render aid in the form of 'have you considered separating scenes?' so I count that as a plus.

Right now I'm about halfway in of book one and I love it. I love the Marchs. I love the shit they get up to and how weird they are and Beth breaks my heart.

I described their main problems like this on the twitter: Meg is envious, Jo isn't being allowed to live as a man, Beth has social anxiety, and Amy is twelve.

This is my favourite scene so far, where the March sisters are putting on a play for their friends. Roderigo is Jo, Zara is Amy, and Don Pedro is Meg:
A good deal of hammering went on before the curtain rose again, but when it became evident what a masterpiece of stage carpentering had been got up, no one murmured at the delay. It was truly superb! A tower rose to the ceiling; halfway up appeared a window with a lamp burning at it, and behind the white curtain appeared Zara in a lovely blue and silver dress, waiting for Roderigo. He came in gorgeous array, with plumed cap, red cloak, chestnut lovelocks, a guitar, and the boots, of course. Kneeling at the foot of the tower, he sang a serenade in melting tones. Zara replied and, after a musical dialogue, consented to fly. Then came the grand effect of the play. Roderigo produced a rope ladder, with five steps to it, threw up one end, and invited Zara to descend. Timidly she crept from her lattice, put her hand on Roderigo's shoulder, and was about to leap gracefully down when "Alas! alas for Zara!" she forgot her train—it caught in the window, the tower tottered, leaned forward, fell with a crash, and buried the unhappy lovers in the ruins!

A universal shriek arose as the russet boots waved wildly from the wreck and a golden head emerged, exclaiming, "I told you so! I told you so!" With wonderful presence of mind, Don Pedro, the cruel sire, rushed in, dragged out his daughter, with a hasty aside—

"Don't laugh! Act as if it was all right!"—and, ordering Roderigo up, banished him from the kingdom with wrath and scorn. Though decidedly shaken by the fall of the tower upon him, Roderigo defied the old gentleman and refused to stir.


The copy I have is heavily footnoted, but I haven't been checking them out much except when something seems intriguing with a note attached. David Attenborough voice for footnotes: and this is where the author reveals she hates the Irish. Okay, they didn't say that exactly but that is what they do say. Apparently Louisa May Alcott loved everyone but the Irish, which is shown once in the story via Amy declaring that the Irish kids are her nemesis.
chrestomanci
( Jan. 1st, 2012 09:49 am)
Yuletide reveals are up! So it's time to say what I wrote!

TITLE: The Lion of Caprona and it was for Minutia_R.

FANDOM: Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Diana Wynne Jones

SUMMARY: Janet and Julia are studying abroad (with Klartch along for part of the ride), but something is rotten in the state of Caprona.

Extra Notes: Wow! The comments I got on this were amazing. Anyway, this was my first f/f fic (not really a huge thing, I just write pairings so rarely it hadn't come up), and that was awesome because I really wanted to participate in the Misses Clause Challenge, but I was only gonna do it if that was what my recipient requested.

A lot of this fic was me trying to plot it out like a DWJ story, because I've been so sad about her passing away and wanted to give the characters more adventures. I was afraid to say it in the notes, though, but there were so many comments saying I managed it that my heart grew six sizes this Christmas. And most of those comments came right before I went to bed, so I slept grinning a lot. :D!

I wrote a Chrestomanci story last year too, Millions of Cats that was also crossed with Howl's Moving Castle because I'd offered both those fandoms and my recipient had asked for both those fandoms and I uh, wasn't sure which one I was assigned.

IN CONCLUSION: thinking of writing a prequel to the Lion of Caprona to add to a mention I made in it and also because I want to write Marianne Pinhoe and that's the first idea that came to me. I'm just like, do I tag it as a New Year's Resolution fic or what? I do not know!

Also, drawing with crayon to help figure out character details is amazingly soothing. I got the round thingie of 150 crayons and it is the best decision I made last year. Also, when I was writing out my concept notes (I will not be linking that, as I managed to call Tonino 'Tonio' for most of them), I doodled little characters above. I made the Klartch into my icon you can see above.
owl wink
( Dec. 26th, 2011 09:48 am)
The Yuletide Madness fic that wasn't revealed yet is now revealed!

Some kind soul wrote me Facts She Wrote, aka Jessica Fletcher facts a la Chuck Norris.

This is a thing that makes me happy.
yuletide
( Dec. 25th, 2011 09:14 am)
Yuletide stories are up! And I just wanna rec what I got because they are wonderful.

The Next Part of Your Story is a Murder, She Wrote/Neverending Story crossover and it is *amazing*. I love it. It makes me want to reread the book. I always want to reread the book. But the urge is so much stronger than usual right now. The author even zeroed in on one of my favourite sections of Bastian's time in Fantastica.

Up He Rose, and Donned His Clothes. Genderqueer Hamlet! It's exactly what I asked for. :D :D :D!

There's also a Yuletide Madness waiting to be unlocked. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

Oh please let my recipient be as happy with what I wrote as I am with what I got.
hovercats
( Dec. 16th, 2011 09:05 am)
Since DW has account creation opened, I mirrored my lj writing journal (which hadn't been updated in years) and added a post.

Here you go, it's a status report of my fic in progress. I'll probably just link whenever I actually put something in it. Speaking of that, I should probably put my new fics in it and some original writing. ._.

Speaking of fic, my stuff is usually found over at Rosencrantz@AO3. Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Teen Titans/Young Justice, Chronicles of Chrestomanci, and Sherlock Holmes in it right now.
cat noselick
( Dec. 14th, 2011 12:24 pm)
Dear Santa Claus:

It's that time again! Yes, the Demanding Time is upon us.

We both know I could have been better this year, but between you and me those Peanuts comics were just begging to end up on my harddrive. It was like a rescue. 'Oh help us all alone on this torrent site' and I'm all 'I can do this for you' and I do own the books. LOOK JUST DON'T HOLD THIS AGAINST ME. Also this year I held open like, a billion doors.

A billion.

Nitty gritty time!

Here is what I want:

1. Small wooden animals. I find them appealing.
2. Peace on earth.
3. The common sense god gave a gnat. I sliced open my fingers today by shoving them in a bag of soda and broken glass to fish out the unbroken bottle. I can't help but feel that this is a failing on my part.

Thank you for your time, Santa! Glad to do business with you again this year.

I appreciated the itunes card last year. It was v. thoughtful.

-Little John Harris, age 26
cat hiding
( Dec. 13th, 2011 04:54 am)
I was looking across some writing advice while I worked on my yuletide (about 8,500 words and nearly done now), and found this little gem on writing villains:

Nevertheless we mustn't forget that our villains are sometimes related to the hero or heroine. Tricky balance here because we are all aware of hereditary factors in human beings. The danger can be that doubt is built about the hero or heroine's ability to be heroic when they have such "bad" blood flowing in their veins.


To heck with you, lady. I ain't finishing this.
Superman and Batman high-fiving like bosses
( Dec. 7th, 2011 08:01 pm)


REALIZATION


In other news, another deleted scene from the Yuletide fic*:

It was king of dinosaurs against king of dinosaurs! Roars tore through the peace of the night like it was so much tissue paper, followed by the first splinter of wood as a lance shattered against the hide of the old bull.

With a jerk of his massive gnarled head, the old bull got his teeth into the throat of the younger t-rex and applied sudden, deadly pressure. An inhuman almost undinosaur cry rang out and then the smaller t-rex fell, body twitching with dying spasms. Character 2 barely had time to roll off her dead steed to safety when the old bull slammed his foot down on top of his dead opponent in triumph.

"You've lost, Character 2," said Character 1 calmly as she looked down at Character 2. "Accept it with grace and abandon your mad mission. Give me the red diamond."

"You don't understand!" screamed Character 2. "You never did! Not in school, not when we were together, and certainly not now!"

"What didn't I understand, Character 2? Your knavery? You're right, I never did." Character 1 put steel in her voice, but she blinked back tears.



*That doesn't exist
Another deleted* Yuletide scene! Disclaimer: Characters are numbered by appearance in the scene and have nothing to do with who was who in the previous scenes. Thank you.

Character 1 lifted her sword. It weighed nearly nothing. Instead of cold steel it consisted of generated hard light, with an edge as small as an atom. Character 1 didn't know if it would be enough to stop Character 2.

Character 3, in all his wisdom, had told Character 1 that the Star Cleaver, as the sword was known, could take any enemy. Even one that was a eighteen foot killer android.

Character 1 sighed. It was one thing to tear that android apart, but it was another to face yourself after you'd torn it apart knowing that it was programmed with the brain engrams of your dead mother. And... deep inside, Character 1 suspected she was just as likely to slice herself in half with the damned sword as actually do injury to Character 2's metal carapace.







*of a fic that never existed
As I work on my Yuletide, there's scenes that just don't make the cut*. So here's one of those delightful scenes while I continue to beaver away:

Character 1 nodded to her opponent. Character 2 had stuck to her word and now sat on the back of her mighty steed on the other side of the jousting field, waiting for Character 1 to issue the opening challenge. Both women had chosen their tyrannosaurus rexes for the traits they found most useful in a mount.

Character 2 had stuck to her nature, choosing a rex that while it wasn't the largest of the herd, was clearly fast and agile. The t-rex, Character 1 narrowed her eyes as she looked at it, realizing it was a male, was a fine specimen, with long wiry legs that never seemed still, yet never unbalanced. Character 2 was stroking its neck the way t-rexes enjoyed, and whispering to it.

Strength, however, was Character 1's forte, as it were, and her t-rex displayed this trait in spades. It snorted and pawed the ground, its little arms waggling menacingly in the air. It was a huge bull, covered in scars, the veteran of many fights... of which it had been the winner.

"Character 2!" barked Character 1. The other woman's head snapped up to look at Character 1.

Character 1 continued: "We can end this now, you know. Give me the red diamond and this can be all over." She kept her voice even, but it was hard. "We'll never return to our world if you keep it out of some selfish desire to see your family. It won't be them, Character 2. It will just be shades that drive you mad."

"If you want it, princess, you'll have to take it from me!" yelled Character 2, dropping her helmet's mask down, readying her lance and charging!


Other news:

John's brain inventory in order of capacity taken:

1. Screaming on repeat
2. Procrastination protocols
3. Fidgeting protocols
4. Tea
5. consumerism
6. Booger production
7. Christmas music
8. City of Heroes and the making of shinies
9. Romancin' Angela Lansbury plans
10. Small birds
11. Trying to find out why my ipod keeps turning on shuffle.
12. Pear acquisition protocols.
13. Blank walls where thoughts should be.

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110. Remembering to eat and sleep

*Also are totally fake and have nothing to do with any existing fandom
The unicorn appeared in early Mesopotamian artworks, and it also was referred to in the ancient myths of India and China. The earliest description in Greek literature of a single-horned (Greek monokerōs, Latin unicornis) animal was by the historian Ctesias (c. 400 bce), who related that the Indian wild ass was the size of a horse, with a white body, purple head, and blue eyes, and on its forehead was a cubit-long horn coloured red at the pointed tip, black in the middle, and white at the base. Those who drank from its horn were thought to be protected from stomach trouble, epilepsy, and poison.


-Encyclopaedia Britannica

Things that don't sound like rhinos for 500, Alex.
owl unamused
( Dec. 1st, 2011 10:09 am)
I call them my Owl Mugshots Set.
















Making a list of things I saw on tv growing up since I was a Canadian child.

The Little Flying Bears, which was a Croatian-Canadian production. It had bears. With wings. Their enemy: Weasels and pollution.

Intro to The Little Flying Bears, which has... a much different animation style than I remember, but honestly I was all hopped up on sugary cereal as a kid and my memories can't be trusted.

NEXT: We have Albert the Fifth Musketeer which was a French/Canadian production. He's smart, he's cool, he rides on a mule. The premise was that apparently all the musketeers were inept except the short blond one. So kind of like Asterix.

The intro to Albert the Fifth Musketeer which is now trapped in my head.

NUMBER 3: The Raccoons which I'm gonna summarize without reading the wiki article and we'll see how right I was! Okay. Uh. Raccoons in sweater fight hairless pink things who want to pollute and there's one good pink thing that might be a nerd?

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT IT REALLY IS: The series revolves around a trio of raccoons called the Evergreen Raccoons - Bert, a happy-go-lucky free spirit, and Ralph and Melissa, who both run the local newspaper The Evergreen Standard. The series mostly involves the three fighting against the industrialist forces of greedy aardvark millionaire Cyril Sneer, who usually tries to destroy the forest for a quick buck. However, the Raccoons would always save their forest from Cyril's schemes, with help from their forest friends including Schaeffer, a gentle sheepdog, Cedric, Cyril's college graduate son, and Sophia Tutu, Cedric's girlfriend. But, as the show progressed, Cyril became more of a sympathetic character, eventually becoming an anti-hero.

Okay, so I wasn't off at all, except apparently that thing was meant to be an aardvark. That's amazing. Here's the intro.

Lastly, we have Rupert who was a white bear with a British accent. Nothing notable about it except in the intro I have finally found out the source of the mystery song I hum sometimes.

Turns out it's not the secret lullaby that would have revealed me to be the prince. Oh well. And thus concludes your window into my childhood. I lost the thread of this post, but please enjoy this insight into what tiny Canadians would watch along with their Reboots and their Hammy The Hamster.
yuletide
( Nov. 22nd, 2011 07:32 am)
I got my Yuletide assignment! And they wrote a great letter that gives me lots to work with. Am super excited.

Meanwhile, I need to leap into action to research to help Snack (because nearly giving her a nervous breakdown last year with my 'help' was such a great precedent) and also give a quick go over of my source material. I know it well, I'm just also incredibly forgetful.

Non-yuletide news: You know I'm spending today watching All Creatures Great and Small. It was never even in question.
Wrote a bit of dweeby Sci-Fi/potential horror while I was waiting for someone to log on and play with me. It's a better version of something I came up with when I was seventeen and actually read outloud in front of people, omg. They said it was very nice and that made me happy and thus is not a bad memory. The end. I've been doing this on writtenkitten.net and enjoying the many kittens I receive.

____________



There is an open secret in the upper management of the military. That secret is this:

When they won't do enough for a court martial, there is a way to deal with bad soldiers. You send them to Famine Crow Station.

In which I introduce the two characters, Commander Qarras and Gunman Kare )
cat peeking
( Nov. 18th, 2011 04:09 am)






My pal Rav showed me to a bunch of pulp covers, so I made some icons with my favourites. Take if you want.
yuletide
( Nov. 16th, 2011 03:44 pm)
Dear Yulegoat:

Hello! I'm real glad you're assigned to me. It's right kind of you. Also, if you need any refresher material for the canons, I can hook you up. Check out under each fandom.

Let's get down to the nitty gritty.

Fandom 1: Hamlet by Shakespeare

Link to the source material!

Now, I said all the characters available for it because why not, right? But what I'd really like to see for Hamlet, is a genderbent version. Whole thing or just Hamlet, it's fine. I just like that sort of thing and think it'd be keen. However, I'll live if you don't want to. Whatever you end up doing, if Ophelia could have a happier ending, I'd like that.

Fandom 2: Murder, She Wrote

LINK TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL: I have no link. I watch it on Netflix, which has the entire series. Until I've seen the whole series, Netflix owns me. Okay, all of Murder, She Wrote and All Creatures Great and Small because James Herriot makes me happy.

I'm not even sure I should have requested this, because I'm having a horrible time thinking of a prompt. I do know that my love of Jessica Fletcher (Angela Lansbury and her raw animal magnetism and all that) is pretty much unironic (my spellcheck tried to change that to unicorn) so mocking would make me a sad hamster. Any sort of adventure for her would be nice. I love adventure fic. Sorry for the vagueness!

Fandom 3: Neverending Story by Michael Ende

LINK HAS EXPLODED.

Second time's the charm, right? Like last year, I'm asking for worldbuilding for this book. There's so many times in the book where they mention something and then go 'but that's a story for another time' and I would love to see one of those stories. It's such a beautiful book every time I finish rereading it, I want to see more of that world. It's okay not to use the Childlike Empress, btw, I just put her in there because she's such an intrinsic part of Fantasia.

Fandom 4: Chronicles of Chrestomanci by Diana Wynne Jones

LINK HAS EXPLODED.

I love this series so so much. Maybe Cat's first day on the job as Chrestomanci? Cat and Marianne have an adventure? Janet and Julia get some spotlight time? They have bikes, who knows where they could get to, right? Anyway, I'd love an adventure set in that world. If there's lots of Millie, that's even better because she is awesome and used to be a goddess, damnit. Maybe something with Millie, Janet, and Julia.


That done, I must tell you what makes me very upset in a story and my general preferences.

For the most part, my preferred rating for reading is G-PG-13. I'm not a huge fan of major violence or porn, which are not the same thing I know (porn being a much happier thing than violence, but it's not very interesting to me is all, as opposed to extreme violence which I am adverse to. However, if you want to write porn because you want to, that is FINE. Because I am a big kid and porn doesn't ruin anything and I want you to be happy with what you wrote because you're doing this as a gift and it's wonderful) but they're what usually get those higher ratings.

My squicks: Rape, hate crimes, extreme violence, big age differences (exception: if both members are over thirty, I don't care how big the difference is) and especially underage sex (any adult with someone under eighteen, by my definition).

Things that make me go :D: A character having a moment of badassery or triumph, a lot of focus on female characters, ADVENTURES, a light mood to the story.

Stuff what is fine either way: Slash, het, no pairing, canon pairings, non-canon pairings, it's all the same to me. Go for it. Exception: if it's Chrestomanci, I'd like Millie and Christopher to stay together.

EDITS since original writing: I've added links to source material, as well as added to my list of squicks and likes. Hopefully I'm all done with editing now. I'm so glad I'm such a packrat. I have a billion paper and e-versions of everything, so when I saw other people were linking their source materials in their letters...
star trek riker/picard
( Nov. 15th, 2011 10:58 pm)
If I'd known about this a few days ago, instead of Asterix I would probably have nommed this twitter feed of the fake Star Trek: TNG 8th season for Yuletide and tried to convince someone to write one of the episodes.
anne of green gables
( Nov. 12th, 2011 09:35 pm)
Yay! All my Yuletide nominations were approved!

I requested:

Murder, She Wrote

I'm not sure what I'm gonna ask for in here, but something involving Jessica Fletcher and her raw animal magnetism.

Asterix the Gaul

I might not ask for this one, but I knew people would like to see it nommed and no one had said they were going to yet and my other ideas had been nommed.

Neverending Story - Michael Ende

I'm going to ask for worldbuilding here. I want to see one of those 'But that's a story for another time'.


Meanwhile, Ann (perhaps at my behest because I really wanna offer to write these) has nommed:

Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes which I will sum up as this: Sherlock vs a T-rex.

Great Mouse Detective, because please please please let me be able to write this and Wizard of Oz which was probably already nommed but I want to request and write it. I love Wizard of Oz like burning.
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